List of The Colbert Report episodes (2012)
| The Colbert Report 2012 episodes | |
|---|---|
| Country of origin | United States |
| No. of episodes | 157 |
| Release | |
| Original network | Comedy Central |
| Season chronology | |
This is a list of episodes for The Colbert Report in 2012.
Taping of February 15 and 16 were cancelled due to illness of Colbert's Mother.
AMERICA STRIKES BACK
It is a dark time for America, but not on a racist way. Democratic minions have driven universal health care through Congress, and now threaten to do the unthinkable: be re-elected.
Hungry for power, DARK LORD OBAMA - again, not "racist" dark, just evil - has summoned a hurricane to scatter the Patriotic Alliance.
RETURN OF THE AMERICA STRIKES BACK, AGAIN
Desperate to maintain their grip on power, the EVIL DEM-PIRE has dispatched countless attack ads into the far reaches of the Swing States.
Also, Solyndra.
The PHANTOM MONEY
The EVIL EMPEROR OBAMA-TINE continues to run up the Empire's debt with entitlement programs Tatooine can't afford, like Ewokcare and tuition block grants for inner-city Jawas.
But a new hero from the Republican Alliance emerges: JAR JAR RYAN.
A NEW-ISH HOPE
After plunging the Dem-pire into $15 trillion of Astro debt, GRAND MOFF OBAMA threatens to "slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet."
But the Republican Alliance has a secret weapon: the brave droid R2-MITT-2, who has assembled a crack team of freedom fighters: QUI-GON RYAN, HAN RUBIO, and CLINT CALRISSIAN with his faithful companion CHAIRBACCA.
Taping of October 29 and 30 were cancelled due to Hurricane Sandy.
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