| Author | Paul Howard |
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| Illustrator | Alan Clarke |
| Cover artist | Alan Clarke |
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| Language | English |
| Series | Ross O'Carroll-Kelly |
| Publisher | Penguin Books |
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Publication date
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5 June 2008 |
| Media type | Paperback |
| Pages | 368 |
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| Preceded by | Should Have Got Off at Sydney Parade |
| Followed by | Mr S and the Secrets of Andorra's Box |
This Champagne Mojito Is The Last Thing I Own is a 2008 novel by Irish journalist and author Paul Howard, and the seventh in the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly series.
The title is a reference to Jonathan Rendall's novel This Bloody Mary (Is the Last Thing I Own). A champagne Mojito (a.k.a. Mojito Royal) is a cocktail made with spearmint, rum, sugar, lime and champagne, which Ross purchases with his last €20.
Ross tells his family the bad news that his father has been sent to jail on embezzlement charges.