User:The Quixotic Potato

I am a quixotic potato of the Shetland Black variety.

I hope you guys don't mind.

The Quixotic Potato () 22:22, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

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Be who you are, say what you mean, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

Gentle reminder that the aim of Islamic State terrorism in Europe is specifically to turn European societies against Muslims. So if you're exploiting the Brussels attacks to push your Islamophobic, anti-immigration agenda you are nothing but a useful idiot in the service of ISIS.

How can I know that an order I receive to launch my missiles came from a sane president?

As an embittered cynic, I should be programmed to vomit all over the screen at the mere sight of this, but instead, I find it strangely moving. You see, as I stare into their happy smiling faces filled with naive joie de vivre, I know they're just blissfully unaware of the crushing despair that awaits them as they venture into adulthood. The myriad disappointments, the yawning chasms of pain, the slow gnawing descent into physical decay, the sheer unrelenting horror of it all.

Special message to Donald Trump, it's real important, how ya supporting deporting the foreign... when your motherfucking skin is orange?

Humanity has always had a penchant for fanaticism. I have always found it...useful.

The other day my flatmate was making me a peppermint tea,
And he said, would you like the bag leaven in or taken out?
And its very hard cause if you leave the bag in then over time the cup of tea itself as a whole will get stronger
And it might appear like the bag is getting weaker, but it's now part of a stronger cup of tea
Whereas, if you take the bag out, the tea is now quite weak and the bag itself goes directly in the bin.

Chicken-beheading rituals can have a wide variety of ramifications, but generally help resolve the complicated disputes in question.[1]

June Shannon has been praised by Mother Nature Network for her "keen business sense" with which she feeds her family on $80 a week by clipping copious coupons, playing bingo, exploiting roadkill, and acquiring child-support checks from each of her four children’s fathers.

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